Wonderfully Weird Al….and a panda pendant coming on Ebay!

Every time I hear this EBAY SONG  by Weird Al Yankovic I can’t stop laughing..the longer the song goes the funnier it gets!!!.  Since I’ll be posting a new panda pendant on Ebay tomorrow I thought this just seemed appropriately warped and perfectly WEIRD!!!  ENJOY my friends!!!!!  LYRICS ARE BELOW THE PENDANT PIX!

An absolutely adorable fused glass creation combining a touch of glitz with painstaking hand painted detail. 5 Genuine Swarovski crystals stud the surface providing incredible glimmer with every move of the body

This piece had taken the trip through my kiln 6 times and has a high gloss “fire polished” finish. The bail is sterling silver and is flanked by silver tube beads that slide on a black neoprene necklace with sterling clasp.

The detail is AMAZING on this one!!!  YOU WILL “FIND -IT- ON- E-BAY”  HEE HEE HEE!!!


A used … pink bathrobe
A rare … mint snowglobe
A Smurf … TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house … is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I’ll buy … your knick-knack
Just check … my feedback
“A++!” they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I’ve never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever’ll please ya
As long as I’ve got the dough

I’ll buy … your tchotchkes
Sell me … your watch, please
I’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy …)
I’m highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Graffiti Jewelry pandant!)
Oh yeah … (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don’t know why … the kind of stuff you’d throw away)
(I’ll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y


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About Sandra Miller

My name is Sandra Miller and I love to ART. I enjoy my studio and home in beautiful Portland Oregon with my husband Steve and our charming Finnish Lapphund dog named Ihana